16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from See the world in a new light with 395,778 notes

nobodyfuckingaskedyou:

trogdorthe-burninator:

YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES

I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION

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16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Journey to Genie with 5,387 notes

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16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Its A BONFIRE with 6,829 notes

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16th April 2014

Quote reblogged from Cyborg Butterflies with 268,196 notes

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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16th April 2014

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from LIVE LOVE LAUGH with 201,448 notes

doing4me:

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

Awwww…

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15th April 2014

Post reblogged from Simplicity with 45,607 notes

unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

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14th April 2014

Post reblogged from femme unwined with 219,394 notes

sterling-malory:

issymcbeath:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

dick-in-the-ocean

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14th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Its A BONFIRE with 44,898 notes

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13th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Well hello there :) with 103,073 notes

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

You’re welcome dear

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

You’re welcome dear

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13th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Sandals and Socks with 447 notes

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12th April 2014

Post reblogged from Funny Blog on Tumblr - Funny Relatable,memes,gifs with 144,149 notes

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

image

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12th April 2014

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Trying

Trying

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12th April 2014

Post reblogged from foxnewsofficial with 33,840 notes

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

12th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Another Kid in Paradise with 5,275 notes

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