19th September 2014

Post reblogged from The whistle makes me their god with 163,538 notes

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

19th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Bowdy and the Goat with 87,740 notes

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

Source: oilauren

19th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Bowdy and the Goat with 427,404 notes

guy:

THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

19th September 2014

Post reblogged from Fear is a superpower. with 94,326 notes

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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19th September 2014

Post reblogged from Fear is a superpower. with 89,380 notes

theojoiegrise:

consulting-feminist-timelord:

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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Maybe it’s one of theses toys: 

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gods i hope it is

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19th September 2014

Post reblogged from Fear is a superpower. with 92,424 notes

j1mble:

cloakstone69:

dublubby314:

My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.”
Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.

*crushes mouse while hitting reblog button*

*SMASHES BUTTONS LIKE IT WILL SAVE A LIFE*

Tell your mother it is better than 50 Shades of Grey (which began as a fan fiction)

Source: lordofthesacks

18th September 2014

Post reblogged from Its A BONFIRE with 224,044 notes

night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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Source: kb-saransar

18th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Absolute Best GIFs with 215,805 notes

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18th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Here she walks with 136,634 notes

dolphinkid45:

possibly the best photo ever

dolphinkid45:

possibly the best photo ever

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18th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from |(• ◡ •)| with 146,100 notes

haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

Source: keeganallennews

18th September 2014

Photo reblogged from |(• ◡ •)| with 419,700 notes

notmysecret:

cutie-hanji-zoe:




*mad world plays in the background*

notmysecret:

cutie-hanji-zoe:

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*mad world plays in the background*

Source: pleatedjeans

17th September 2014

Post reblogged from Bowdy and the Goat with 192,119 notes

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Source: hannahroad

17th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Longer and Stronger with 268,340 notes

luscious-loudmouth:

LMAO

Source: cyberharpie

17th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Welcome To My UnscriptedHorror with 114,733 notes

soundlyawake:

and they said romance was dead

Source: friskydrisky

17th September 2014

Link reblogged from THIS IS REAL LIFE with 759 notes

http://rhyse.ca/post/97746061321/frerard-rhyse-im-so-tired-of-seeing-skinny →

frerard:

rhyse:

I’m so tired of seeing skinny girls complaining about All About That Bass. Honestly if you’re feeling oppressed by this song for being skinny just walk outside or open a magazine or turn on the TV…

just because a group of people hasn’t been systematically oppressed…